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October, 9, 2011

To: Friends, Family, Members of the Spokane Media

From: P. Turner

It is with heavy heart and yet clear eyes that I issue the following announcement.

I have, as of this date, discontinued wearing short-sleeve shirts.

I do not take this step lightly. But it is my hope that this transition will allow me to spend more time with my family and pursue exciting new sartorial opportunities.

Please let there be no misunderstanding. Though there have been rumors of creative differences, I want to state for the record that I have enjoyed these months of wearing short sleeves. And in taking this step, I am in no way intending to disparage our past collaboration. I respect and honor short-sleeve shirts. This decision was arrived at through mutual, congenial consent.

It has been a satisfying, productive run. I could recount many short-sleeve highlights and accomplishments. But now is a time to look forward.

I am excited about wearing long-sleeve shirts and anticipate a long, fruitful association.

Well, at least until spring.

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Features writer Paul Turner is a columnist for The Spokesman-Review in the Features department. He writes "The Slice" column, which appears six times a week and produces general features stories for the Today section.

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