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Tue., Oct. 11, 2011, 9:01 a.m.

When a girlfriend can slow a guy down

Barry Allen (secret identity of the Silver Age Flash) had a girlfriend named Iris West -- no relation to Spokane's former mayor. She could be a bit of a pain. At one time, she was a newspaper reporter for a publication called Picture News. One can only imagine what her editors said about her behind her back.

"Did you have a chance to read the latest opus from Iris?"

"Yes. I think you should tell her that it needs to shrink by about half."

"I would but I'd be no use to my family once my head has been bitten off."

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