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Your wind chimes are too loud if…

 A) No one on your block can sleep on windy nights. B) Strange holy men from far-away lands hear the sound and make pilgrimages to your shrine/home. C) Your pets are wearing ear plugs. D) The company that makes those amazing noise-nullifying headphones keeps sending you checks. E) One third of your phone calls from neighbors begin with the plea, "Make it stop!" F) Other.

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