A national survey conducted by an insurance company indicates Seattle's drivers are lousy.
Who cares? I know. But wait. You'll love this paragraph in a report on the survey written by a comedy stylist at Seattlepi.com.
"It's not that Washington doesn't have safe drivers. Motorists in Spokane do well as they steer around livestock and tumbleweeds in the road."
You know, like the tumbleweeds rolling past the building where the Seattle P-I used to be an actual newspaper.