FRIDAY, AUG. 31, 2012
Slice readers offered these in late August of 2003. Up That Pig Oinker -- Gordon Hensley Take'r In, Hippo Gut -- James Dodds True, I Pat Pink Hog -- Sandra Bancroft-Billings Petition Park Hug -- Terry Hontz That U Porking Pie? -- Connie Castle
The answer was "No": Judy Ellis has a grandson, Derek, who must have thought that there's only one reason women check into the hospital. Because when she called her son's house from there and found herself talking to Derek, he had one question. "Did you...
What do you do? A) Try to restore structural integrity with additional pickle slices. B) Eat faster. C) Admit that it's only going to get worse. Get out a knife and fork. D) Apply pressure to turn the gloppy mess into a ball o' food...
THURSDAY, AUG. 30, 2012
...when you are in a parking lot heading toward the store and volunteer to take someone's shopping cart back? A) It's nice but it won't save the polar ice caps. B) Every little gesture of consideration helps stave off total, universal social alienation. C) You...
Here are three signs that you are not. 1) You yell "Boo-yah, that's what I'm talking about! Read it and weep losers!" 2) You do an in-the-office victory dance that resembles Elaine's dancing in that one episode of "Seinfeld." 3) You cackle.
I had asked readers to share their nicknames for the Monday paper, which tends to be a tad thin. A few of those answers appear in today's print column. But here are some additional responses. "I call it the daily wipe," wrote Alan Howard. Carol...
WEDNESDAY, AUG. 29, 2012
TUESDAY, AUG. 28, 2012
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