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If you claimed to have been at Woodstock

How would people respond?

A) “What's Woodstock?” B) “That was in 1969. You hadn't been born yet.” C) “And life's long, winding road brought you to the counterculture mecca…Spokane, Washington?” D) “Well, a month before that, I walked on the moon.” E) “Still reeling from that bad acid, I see.” F) “Far out, you liar.” G) “You've never even been to the Festival at Sandpoint.” H) “Sure. That's theoretically possible.” I) “That would have been quite a drive from Ephrata.” J) “Let me just take a step back before your pants burst into flames.” K) Other.

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Features writer Paul Turner is a columnist for The Spokesman-Review in the Features department. He writes "The Slice" column, which appears six times a week and produces general features stories for the Today section.

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