Every carpet stain tells a story.
But that's not the only song title we can tweak.
“Every Little Carpet Stain She Does is Magic.”
“Every Day is a Winding Carpet Stain.”
“Every Carpet Stain of My Heart.”
“Everybody Have Carpet Stain Tonight.”
“Every Carpet Stain Plays the Fool.”
“Every Carpet Stain Wants to Rule the World.”
“Every Day I Write the Carpet Stain.”