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When a sandwich starts coming apart

What do you do?

A) Try to restore structural integrity with additional pickle slices. B) Eat faster. C) Admit that it's only going to get worse. Get out a knife and fork. D) Apply pressure to turn the gloppy mess into a ball o' food and try to eat it that way. E) Remind yourself not to use a collective pint of condiments next time. F) Were 14 juicy tomato slices too many? G) There's really nothing you can do because if you loosen your grip even slightly with either hand, it's all over. H) Other.




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