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Answering “Are you ready to rock?”

A) "No. Not at this time, thank you."

B) "Not really. Could we reschedule?"

C) "This really isn't a convenient time."

D) "Could we do it later?"

E) "You know, I'm kind of busy right this moment."

F) "Well, how long will it take?"

G) "I have rockin' penciled in for 4 to 4:15."

H) "Define 'ready.' "

I) "Yes, I'm always up for listening to bad but loud music and moving my head and limbs in a spasmodic manner."

J) "Ready as I'll ever be, I guess."

K) "Woo-hoo, et cetera."

L) "Absolument."

M) "Not quite."

N) "I prefer the question to be phrased 'Are you ready to rock, Spokane?' "

O) Other.




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