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FRIDAY, JULY 13, 2012, 5:29 A.M.

Why do mosquitoes single you out?

A) They don't really. It just seems that way. B) Subtle variations in body chemistry. C) You are extra sweet and juicy. D) You have been drinking tranya. E) Your blood is high octane. F) To pay you back for all your insipid pronouncements about energy policy. "Hey, I gotcher 'Drill Baby, Drill' right here, pal." G) Someone close to you revealed your whereabouts as part of a plea bargain. H) Rumors about your blood alcohol level. I) Other.  

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