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If you were trying to amuse grandkids

Which of these expressions would you randomly employ?

A) “If you dare.” B) “That's not how they do it on the South Hill.” C) “Tell it to Katie Utehs.” D) “Practically perfect.” E) “Tell it to the Police Guild.” F) “You're going to wind up with a neck tattoo and in that Meghann Cuniff's blog.” G) “I'll give you something to cry about.” H) “It's not my fault. I smoked a lot of dope and it made me an underachiever.” I) “Just don't tell your mother.” J) Other.

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Features writer Paul Turner is a columnist for The Spokesman-Review in the Features department. He writes "The Slice" column, which appears six times a week and produces general features stories for the Today section.

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