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MONDAY, MARCH 19, 2012, 7:17 A.M.

If you have zero interest in “Mad Men”

When conversation turns to this coming Sunday's long-awaited season opener of the AMC series, here are three things you can say:

1. "As I've noted on numerous occasions, I don't watch that."

2, "You lost me at Hello."

3. "How about if you go back to talking about basketball."

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