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If he were the only man on Earth

Jack Thompson, 79, said he would summon Beyonce to be his starter companion.

Bill Miner said that, as far as female companionship, he would be OK with "The first one in line."

And Curt OIsen wondered, "Would I tell her that I have had a vasectomy?"

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