I found a wet business card on the ground this afternoon at Riverfront Park.
It was right next to the fence by a scenic Spokane River overlook.
The card had the state of Washington seal and the name "PJ Dennis."
It also said "Community Corrections Officer," "Gang Unit" and had contact info for an office on North Maple.
That was all printed in green on the white card. On the other side something had been written with a black-ink pen.
"5/8/12 Before 11 AM"
I suspect this would not be the first no-show Officer Dennis has dealt with.
But, of course, I don't really know how that card got to be where I found it.
Feel free to construct a story out of your own theory.