Yes, that's impolite.
But considering what we learned long ago about the onetime Los Angeles Dodgers slugger's off-field antics, it seems fair to ask.
Did he father some children here while a member of the Spokane Indians?
If Garvey was your dad, you would be about 42 now. You might have a prominent chin.
If you think it is a possibility, ask your mother if she used to be a baseball fan.
Remember, Father's Day -- the special occasion invented in Spokane -- is just 31 days away. But there's still time to pick out a nice card.