A) I was fine until I met my husband back shortly after the Dawn of Man. But he eats so fast that I eventually became a bit of a gobbler just so there would not be a half-hour gap between when he finished and when I did. B) I eat at a calm pace suggestive of fine dining. C) Depends on how interested I am in the show I'm watching. D) I eat like a golden Lab. E) Depends on what I'm having. F) “Vacuum” would be an appropriate verb. G) I must be pretty slow because my food always gets cold. H) I used to wolf everything. But years of hearing my wife say “Slow down — you're going to choke!” has helped me reform. I) I pick and nibble. J) Me? I'm not sure. I'm so busy yelling at my kids to chew their food. K) Other.