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Tue., Nov. 20, 2012, 8:01 a.m.

If you went home and were surprised to discover Nigella Lawson in your kitchen

What would say to her?

A) "Keep cooking. We've got a bunch of people coming over Thursday." B) "You had better leave. My wife will be home soon." C) "You had better leave. My husband will be home soon." D) "Did you see that Man U lost to Norwich?" E) "This is not my beautiful house.This is not my beautiful wife." F) "Who are you?" G) "I think that's simmered long enough." H) "Do you need me to make a Rosauers run?" I) "Where's your 'English Muffin' shirt?" J)Other. 

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