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If you went home and were surprised to discover Guy Fieri in your kitchen

What would you say to him?

A) "Stand still while I shoot you." B) "My but you are offputting." C) "Man, that Times review of your new place was a hoot, wasn't it?" D) "Are you here to cast the tie-breaking vote on which sort of dressing we're going to make?" E) "Don't you think your look is a bit silly?" F) "Any tips on portion control?" G) "I'll bet that deep down you are an OK guy." H) "How often do you shower?" I) Other. 

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