Advertise Here

The Slice

If you went home and were surprised to discover Guy Fieri in your kitchen

What would you say to him?

A) “Stand still while I shoot you.” B) “My but you are offputting.” C) “Man, that Times review of your new place was a hoot, wasn't it?” D) “Are you here to cast the tie-breaking vote on which sort of dressing we're going to make?” E) “Don't you think your look is a bit silly?” F) “Any tips on portion control?” G) “I'll bet that deep down you are an OK guy.” H) “How often do you shower?” I) Other. 

Please keep it civil. Don't post comments that are obscene, defamatory, threatening, off-topic, an infringement of copyright or an invasion of privacy. Read our forum standards and community guidelines.

You must be logged in to post comments. Please log in here or click the comment box below for options.

comments powered by Disqus
« Back to The Slice

Get blog updates by email

About this blog

Features writer Paul Turner is a columnist for The Spokesman-Review in the Features department. He writes "The Slice" column, which appears six times a week and produces general features stories for the Today section.

Latest comments »

Read all the posts from recent conversations on The Slice.

Search this blog
Subscribe to this blog
Advertise Here