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Sprinkler blowout season

It's about that time of year -- Sprinkler blowout season -- when grandfathers and others who enjoy pulling the legs of children get to take a few liberties with the facts.

"Look, Jason. Lawn geysers! That means the Earth's crust is fracturing and soon this whole neighborhood will be awash in oozing magma."




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