If Neil Young had written songs about Jane Austen characters, here are some of the lyrics that might have emerged.
Down by the river
I shot Lady Catherine de Bourgh
Mr. Darcy, look at my life
I'm a lot like you were
I wanna live
with a Marianne Dashwood
Once I thought I saw Emma Woodhouse
In a crowded hazy bar
OK, your turn. I tried to find a way to use "Mr. Collins" but fell short.