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A Neil Young/Jane Austen mashup

If Neil Young had written songs about Jane Austen characters, here are some of the lyrics that might have emerged.


Down by the river

I shot Lady Catherine de Bourgh


Mr. Darcy, look at my life

I'm a lot like you were


I wanna live

with a Marianne Dashwood


Once I thought I saw Emma Woodhouse

In a crowded hazy bar


OK, your turn. I tried to find a way to use “Mr. Collins” but fell short.

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Features writer Paul Turner is a columnist for The Spokesman-Review in the Features department. He writes "The Slice" column, which appears six times a week and produces general features stories for the Today section.

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