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The Slice archive for Feb. 11, 2013

MONDAY, FEB. 11, 2013




Make these sports nicknames your own 

Pep up your image by borrowing a classic sports nickname. There are lots of options. You can place one in front of your real name. Such as... Hammerin' Paul Turner Slingin' Paul Turner You can make it your new middle name. Such as... Paul "Night…

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"A 2-year-old walks into a bar and..."

After surveing the news, one of my entertaining colleagues said that. No, she didn't think there was anything funny about the news story in question. But sometimes dark humor is one way to confront absurdity. So if you would care to finish that, be my…

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The day white socks became uncool

One day back in the 1960s it was possible to wear white socks to school and go about one's business unmolested by the fashion police. But then, on the next day, word got around that boys wearing white socks were unfit for decent society and…

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Pope sitcom

Was going to say something about hoping the new pope starts out by declaring "Hey, let's fire everybody within a mile of all these child-abuse cover-ups." But that sort of goes without saying. Remember Bob Newhart's 1970s TV show, the one where he played a…

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Your swastika flag exceeds size limits

You know how now and then we hear about plans for a backwoods survivalist community or a white supremacist enclave here in the Inland Northwest? Sure. These plans usually fall through. But the initial reports always make me wonder. Would these places have homeowners associations?

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