Here's one I have perfected. Whenever a friend announces plans to take a trip, ask that person to bring you a copy of the newspaper from the destination city -- silently implying that you will expect it to be delivered in pristine condition.
Unless you live alone, there is a good chance you have noticed. It's hard to be by yourself in the kitchen. That's because the moment you duck in there to snag a beverage from the fridge or pop something into the microwave, other people appear.…
"If you can stand one more first kiss story...," wrote longtime Slice correspondent Janet Culbertson. "Mine was with our neighbor, Joe Adamson, in Sunnyside." They were both about 5. "Mom told me he became a priest. Doesn't say much for my kissing abilities does it?"
Yes, that's the Rifleman, Lucas McCain, there in the center -- aka Chuck Connors. www.ebay..co.uk And here's Victor Mature as Crazy Horse. www.acertaincinema.com
In how many different states have you had a locally issued driver's license? My answer is five. I've moved more than that, but on several occasions it has been going from place within the same state. And my total does not include the "McLovin" Hawaii…
In the TV show, of course. Not the comic book. A) Mr. Green Jeans. B) Grandfather Clock. C) Mr. Moose. D) The Captain. E) Bunny Rabbit. F) Dancing Bear. G) Other. www.pdxretro.com
Tough cats: After we asked what local house cat could go 15 rounds with a coyote, we heard from Sheri Hatley in Thornton, Wash. "We have a cat named Mama (not the nurturing kind) who likes to chase our dog, Curly, a cocker/shepherd mix," she…