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Re: Your envelope-opening style

It's not a paperless society yet. With that in mind, here's a question.

How would those with whom you live describe the way you open mail -- including envelopes that might contain forms you will need when doing your tax return?

A) Like a coyote ripping something apart. B) Blunt force trauma. C) Like you are handling nitro in a '60s TV western. D) Surgical precision. E) Like Ed Norton preparing to write something. F) Jurassic. G) Wolverine-like. H) Other.




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