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How totally do these TV spots wreck you?

A) Extremely totally. B) I saw it once five years ago and I still have not recovered. C) Makes me wish I believed in heaven and hell. D) I contribute what I can to humane societies but I cannot take two seconds of that commercial. E) Is a total sobbing mess curled up on the floor wrecked enough for you? F) I'm one of those nitwits who never tires of saying "But they're only animals." G) It fills me with a white-hot rage about those who think spaying and neutering is an amusing topic. H) Other. 

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