You know, in the middle of the night.
Today's Slice column has a reader alluding to Johnny Cash's practice of coming on stage and saying "Hi, I'm Johnny Cash."
Well, last night -- way too late to do anything about it -- I was struck by the thought that what the singer actually said was "Hello, I'm Johnny Cash."
For a moment, it felt like the end of world. We all make mistakes. But I should have known that.
(Insert very bad word here.)
(Insert an even worse word here.)
Well, it turns out he actually said both. There's even an album called "Hi, I'm Johnny Cash."
(Insert sigh here.)