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Was Dr. Zaius a Ph.D or an M.D.?

If his doctorate was from the academic realm of arts and letters, was he a one-ape cautionary tale about tenure and arrogance?

If he was a medical doctor, was he, at best, an underachiever when it came to listening?

On second thought, maybe he was a veterinarian. 

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