I admit it.
I won't drink weak, insipid hot chocolate.
I will not pretend to enjoy swill that some benighted fool calls hot chocolate.
Just so you'll know.
A lot of people say they like hot chocolate and then they smile as they sip some putrid brown ooze.
The way to survive winter is to have standards. High standards.
So why isn't The Slice Blog better, you ask. Because it is not hot chocolate.