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How's that again?

A friend and his wife tried a new restaurant.

"As the hostess seated us she asked if it was our first time there. We said it was and she proceeded to explain 'we are a tapas restaurant.'"

My friend thought she said "topless."

"She must have noticed my quizzical look becasue she added 'we serve small plates.'"

Oh.

"Perhaps my hearing is going or maybe it's just all the talk about Spokane's bikini baristas."




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