Attempted

Burglary With

Sludge Hammer

At Spokane

Office Depot

 

My friend Vince Eberly shared a snapshot of a Brand X Spokane news site's page featuring that eye-catching headline.

Referring to the unusual hammer referenced above, Vince said  "They make the crime scene so stinky."

I could be wrong. But I'm guessing someone meant to write "sledge."  

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