There are few categories of novelty video more cherished by TV news and sports than the frightened, disoriented animal that somehow found its way into a huge sports stadium.
We are supposed to find these scenes hilarious. But how do you actually react?
A) I wonder how it's going to end for the animal. B) It invites me to renew my loathing of the chucklehead anchors. C) I find myself hoping that the employees at the stadium tasked with dealing with the situation will not regard the whole thing as a joke. D) Other.