If the U.S. invaded Canada…
...because of disappointment about Olympic hockey results and being annoyed by a few choice Tweets...
Would it be good for the Spokane area's economy?
You know, because we might be a central staging area for a big push across the undefended border north of Spokane.
Or would it all be over so fast that we really wouldn't have time to experience the economic benefits of a military build-up?
And would the fact that I got married in Canada prompt a knock on the door late one night and a "If you would just come with us, sir, there are a few questions you need to answer."