For a fraction of a second, that's what I thought the Huckleberries Online headline said on an 8:57 a.m. post.
It actually said "Campus Carry...," of course.
But for an instant I thought, "Oh, good grief -- what is with those people? Is curry too ethnic for them? Are they so hostile to the very idea of higher education that they imagine everything that happens at a college is a leftist plot?"
Then I came to my senses.
Perhaps operating on a sleep deficit is a little like being on drugs.