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"The Implant" was the episode of "Seinfeld" airing this week in 1993.

I know a Spokane man who, as part of his preparation for a birthday roast years ago, recorded an obliging local TV newswoman reciting that line for the benefit of the roastee (who was on record as admiring her figure).

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No, I can't say. I wanted to use that as a column item long ago and got waved off.

The guy who had made the recording (it was video, I think) had been impressed with what a good sport the TV woman had been and he didn't want her to be embarrassed.

Something tells me she would not have been embarrassed. Besides, I wasn't even going to use her name. But it was not my call.




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