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Wed., June 18, 2014, 6:12 a.m.

My favorite pre-surgical instruction

"You should wear latex gloves and/or a plastic baggie when applying the cream to prevent your hands from becoming numb."

Least favorite (which actually comes before the above)...

"Shave the leg from the ankle to the groin AND 3 finger widths into the pubic hair."

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