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A final note on wearing Hawaiian shirts

It comes from Slice reader James “Rocky” Curtiss.

“As an owner of no less than seven Hawaiian shirts and former owner of more than a dozen of those cheerful sartorial statements of youth, I can say with authority the reason for our grumpy dispositions is the realization that we never look as good in our flowered tunic as the mannequin sporting it in the store's men's department. What we bought in hopeful melancholy morphed into despondent reality.”

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Features writer Paul Turner is a columnist for The Spokesman-Review in the Features department. He writes "The Slice" column, which appears six times a week and produces general features stories for the Today section.

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