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Should mowing the lawn topless be OK for women?

A) Yes. B) No. C) Probably, but the fact is society's real-world mores are shaped by a Babbittesque sense of sexuality. D) Men and women are different. E) Breasts have been so sexualized in our culture that we are nowhere near being able to deal with that in a calm manner. F) I would love to see a court ruling allowing it, just because of the delightfully entertaining outrage it would generate. G) Yes. When I hear "Community standards" I picture the Church Lady from "SNL." H) I'm not sure men should be allowed to do it. I) I'm a headline writer, so Yes. J) Other. 

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