You know, next year on Nov. 18, 30 years after the Calvin and Hobbes comic strip first appeared.

I have my plan. As it happens, 11/18/15 will be a Food section Wednesday. So I will have to carry out my observance in the column running the day before.

Somewhere in that column, I will imbed the words "Help I'm a bug."

Most won't get it, I suppose. But I can live with that.

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