Maybe this is my problem
This is the reverse side of my employee photo I.D. badge, which I carry with me at work every day.
Can you make out where it says "Mission Statement"?
I know, it's hard to see. And the text of the actual mission statement is impossible to read because it has been rubbed against my shirt pockets so many times the actual message has long since been erased.
I think it says something about covering the news. But I'm no longer sure.
Maybe that's my problem.