9. Uranus. Nobody goes there.
8. Mercury. So what if it's a dry heat?
7. Venus. Never really cared for Frankie Avalon.
6. Saturn. Put a ring on it.
5. Jupiter. The starting right tackle of planets.
4. Neptune. The best of the planet names.
3. Pluto. Discovered by a former Kansas farm boy in Flagstaff, Arizona.
2. Mars. Needs women.
1. Earth. Still the best assortment of children and animals.