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Sunday, July 21, 2019  Spokane, Washington  Est. May 19, 1883
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Why is it OK to steal bicycles in Spokane?

Of course, obviously, it's not OK. But it is so staggeringly commonplace here, it makes you wonder.

Why?

Here are my Top 5 theories. See if any sound right to you.

5) When Spokane parents teach their children that stealing is wrong. they often add, "Except for bicycles."

4) A lot of people here are alarmingly willing to buy used bikes from sketchy characters.

3) A dismaying number of people in Spokane lack a moral compass.

2) It's easy.

1) Police mindset might be summarized as, "They're bicyclists, for God's sake -- they deserve it."

 



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