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"So You've Decided to Eat All You Can Eat."

"So You've Decided to Comment on Someone's New Swimsuit."

"So You've Decided to Cook the North Idaho Way."

"So You've Decided to Hate Your Customers."

"So You've Decided to Confront People Stealing at Your Yard Sale."

"So You've Decided to Coach T-ball and Hit On the Single Moms."

"So You've decided to Be a Hoopfest Court Monitor Who is Willing to Throw the First Punch."

"So You've Decided to Get Depressed By Studying a List of U.S. Cities That Fluoridate the Water."

"So You've Decided to Scoff at Your Company's Ethics Policy."

"So You've Decided to Train Your Dog to Do It in the Neighbor's Yard."

"So You've Decided to Make Softball Your Source of Self-Worth."

"So You've Decided to Streak at Bloomsday."

"So You've Decided to Prove That You are More Enlightened Than Your Co-Workers."

"So You've Decided to Use Exclamation Points!"

"So You've Decided to Wear a Tank Top."

"So You've Decided to Detonate a Meth Lab."

"So You've Decided to Order a Latte."

"So You've Decided to Let Skin Cancer Have the Last Laugh."

"So You've Decided to Build a Parking Garage."

"So You've Decided to Name Your Baby."

"So You've Decided to Admit that Easter has Something to do With Religion."

"So You've Decided to Stop Trying to Be Cool."

"So You've Decided to Submit a Potential Slice Item."  



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