I have a small titanium plate in my skull.
As of this week, it has been there for three years. And its presence in my head makes me wonder.
If I were a comic book superhero, Titanium Man perhaps, what would be my superpower?
A) Ability to set off airport security sensors in a single bound. B) Able to head-butt members of the Trump Administration with satisfying results. C) The power to launch World Cup-quality headers in beer league soccer. D) The power to say "No, really," when talking with imaging technicians. E) Ability to withstand the most powerful noogies of my arch-enemy, Knucklehead. F) Other.