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Asparagus pee

Which camp are you in?

1. Those who believe only a certain segment of the population produces urine with the distinctive odor.

2. Those who believe only a certain segment of the population is capable of detecting this smell.

3. Those who would prefer not to discuss this at all, thank you very much.

The unspoken horror of asparagus

In your household, how is the after-effect (experienced by a segment of the population) characterized?

A) “The problem.” B) “I have no idea what you are talking about.” C) “This certainly isn't a matter any of us would wish to discuss in polite company.” D) “Urinetown.” E) “All natural.” F) “Smells like green spirit.” G) “Did you remember to leave the bathroom fan on?” H) Other. 

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Features writer Paul Turner is a columnist for The Spokesman-Review in the Features department. He writes "The Slice" column, which appears six times a week and produces general features stories for the Today section.

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