www.psychologicalperspectives.webs.com

So why DID she go into journalism?

A) To work in a profession where you don't have to pass state-sanctioned tests to demonstrate competence. B) To meet sexy male editors. C) So pseudonymous online readers could dump self-impressed bile on her work. D) To right wrongs. E) To crank out local briefs. F) To perfect the art of always being away from her desk when the assignment editor comes trolling for warm bodies. G) So that she could fall asleep in the break room and have a colleague take out a pen and draw arrows on her face pointing to her eyes. H) Other. 

www.readthespirit.com

Would you…

A) Assign Ms. Starr a juicy investigative project right away.

B) Inform her that the “sissy stuff” she derides is important to readers.

C) Fire her ass.

D) Other.  

www.mycomicshop.com

Yeah, forget about everyone else's work. None of that was real news.

www.comicvine.com

1. Those Cruella DeVille hands are flat out scary. 2. Is she about to, uh, impale the older gentleman in the groinal region? 3. Why does her cleavage line go straight for a bit and then veer off? 4. Is she planning on making a long-term career of newspapering? 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.