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Happy birthday, Cheryl Tiegs

www.ew.com

Well, do you still look the way you did in the 1970s?

Saying “I want Cheryl Tiegs for Xmas”

Showed that you really didn't understand how the Sears catalog worked.

Happy birthday to Cheryl Tiegs, 64

Sure, you could find all the photos you want on your own. You're already on the Internet, after all.

But what if you have delicate sensibilities and want to be protected from anything, shall we say, startling or coarse. Well, you've come to the right place. This is a tastefully curated birthday salute, designed to adhere to a strict standard of modesty.

Wait, wait…come back! It won't be THAT modest.

www.time.com

www.whosdatedwho.com

www.esquire.com

www.modelinia.com

www.posh24.com

www.plasticsurgeryguru.net

www.rottentomatoes.com

www.sportsillustrated.cnn.com

www.foreveryoungnews.com

www.bellybuzzonline.com

www.sports.yahoo.com

So what, if anything, did that have to do with the price of wheat? Not much, I suppose.

But maybe a case could be made that the Inland Northwest is a bit like a certain kind of beautiful woman. You know, reasonably modest but definitely wanting — expecting, really — you to notice her charms.

Sure. That's it.

So let's look at one more picture.

www.visitspokane.com

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Features writer Paul Turner is a columnist for The Spokesman-Review in the Features department. He writes "The Slice" column, which appears six times a week and produces general features stories for the Today section.

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