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Deflated front-yard Christmas figures

When you see this, what goes through your mind?
A) Appears Santa got gunned down. B) Those reindeer look as if someone tossed a bucket of water on them, like when the Wicked Witch got taken out that way. C) 'Tis the season for festive figures carnage. D) Other.

Santa down

“I'm concerned about all these 'dead' Santas lying in folks' front yards,” wrote Donna Potter Phillips. “They were meant to be fat, bright, shiny and inviting but laying airless and flat, covered with frost, surely can give a sour meaning to Christmas. What must children think? How can a dead-flat Santa come visiting?”

Apparently, Donna, you have never heard of Zombie Santa.

Forget about leaving out some milk and cookies. He has another sort of snack in mind.  

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Features writer Paul Turner is a columnist for The Spokesman-Review in the Features department. He writes "The Slice" column, which appears six times a week and produces general features stories for the Today section.

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