Posts tagged: dandelions
Resistance might not be futile. But if you hope to achieve a stalemate, it has to be more or less never-ending.
Borrow the name of an actual sci-fi movie and apply it to this film premise:
The dandelions we already see in the Inland Northwest this spring are not weeds. They are the first wave of an invasion of hostile space aliens.
I'll choose a winner Tuesday morning. If there is one entry, that person wins.
It's OK to enter more than once.
And if you haven't a clue why anyone would want a reporter's notebook, you are free to move along. Go in peace.
Maybe you have already noticed.
But the first wave of dandelions has established a beachhead.
How do you feel about these weeds?
A) Frankly, I sort of admire them. They're so hardy. B) I view them as my archenemy. C) I regard them as a reminder that the pristine turf lawn is utterly unnatural. D) I enjoy leaving them alone, knowing that it undoubtedly bugs a couple of my yard-obsessed neighbors. E) I have tried to bring them to the bargaining table, to no avail. F) I assume they'll be around long after humankind has cashed in its chips. G) Other.