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If Abba had played Spokane 40 years ago

What would you have been willing to pay for a ticket?

How would you respond if …

… someone said, “You're not a real Inland Northwesterner if you don't take inordinate pride in the off-road mud caked on your vehicle's exterior”?

A) I'd say “Sure, pal” and take my leave.

B) I would suggest that the speaker has a somewhat limited view of life's possibilities.

C) I would agree.

D) I would ask the speaker if he lives in a beer commercial.

E) I would politely point out that the word “inordinate” undercuts the argument the speaker is advancing.

F) Other.

How would you look in jail mugshot?

A) Surprised. B) Faced. C) Innocent. D) Defiant. E) Defiant and stupid. F) Vexed. G) Scared. H) Impatient. I) Pre-Sodomized. J) Like you imagine that you look tough. K) Really, really sorry. L) Other.

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Features writer Paul Turner is a columnist for The Spokesman-Review in the Features department. He writes "The Slice" column, which appears six times a week and produces general features stories for the Today section.

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