Posts tagged: newspaper columns
Hey, Mary. Here's an idea. You know that mail from readers? Well, just run that in your column and stamp your byline on it. It's a snap.
Oh, and don't forget to say “Let's move on” over and over. You'll have that baby knocked out in no time and you can spend the afternoon at a tavern where, once again, your special talent for giving advice could come in handy.