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How to lose customers the easy way

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Spokane Business Owner,

Want to get rid of customers fast and forever? It's simple, really.

Just have a van or truck prominently adorned with the name of your establishment and hire a driver who is an utter ass out on the road.

Works every time.

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Features writer Paul Turner is a columnist for The Spokesman-Review in the Features department. He writes "The Slice" column, which appears six times a week and produces general features stories for the Today section.

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